Terms of Service

What this service is

Roast My X is a paid, one-time entertainment service. After you verify that you own an X account and pay, an AI reads that account's public posts and produces a written "roast" — a piece of sharp, satirical comedy about your own public posting — delivered as a web page (the Roast Deck) plus a shareable cover image.

The roast is comedy, not advice. It is not account consulting, growth guidance, or a factual assessment of you as a person. Expect it to be harsh — that is the product.

Who can use it

• You must be at least 18 years old.
• You can only roast an X account you own. Ownership is verified by signing in with that account through X's official OAuth flow before payment.
• You must comply with X's own terms when authorizing access. Roast My X is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by X Corp.

How your data is read

We read the target account's public profile and public posts exclusively through X's official API, using the authorization you grant. We do not scrape, we do not read private accounts or direct messages, and we never act on accounts other than the one you authorized.

Payment

• Each roast is a single one-time purchase in US dollars. You choose the amount within the range shown at checkout; a larger amount buys a deeper read and a harder roast, never padding.
• Payments are processed by Dodo Payments, our merchant of record. Dodo handles the checkout, applicable taxes, and payment disputes. We never see or store your card details.
• There are no subscriptions and no recurring charges.

Delivery

Delivery is fully automated. After payment confirms, the pipeline typically finishes in minutes; your result page shows live progress. If the service cannot deliver your roast, the purchase is refunded automatically — see the Refund and Cancellation Policy.

Your result and sharing

• Your result lives behind an unguessable link that anyone holding it can open. The public page is marked so search engines do not index it.
• You may share your result anywhere. You can also permanently disable the public link, or delete the stored roast content entirely, at any time from your result page.
• Copies made by other people or cached by third-party platforms before you disabled a link are outside our control.

Content boundaries

Roasts are automatically screened before delivery. The service will not deliver content that attacks protected characteristics, threatens anyone, encourages harassment, violence, or self-harm, or exposes private personal data. Harshness within those bounds is intended and is not a defect.

Acceptable use

• Do not attempt to roast an account you do not own or control.
• Do not attempt to disrupt, overload, reverse engineer, or resell the service.
• We may refuse or cancel service (with a refund of the affected purchase) where we reasonably suspect abuse or a breach of these terms.

Disclaimers and liability

The service is provided "as is". Roast text is AI-generated satire based on your public posts; we make no promise that any particular reader will find it accurate, flattering, or funny. To the maximum extent permitted by law, our total liability for any claim arising from the service is limited to the amount you paid for the purchase concerned.

Changes and contact

We may update these terms; the date above reflects the latest revision, and material changes apply only to purchases made after they are published. Questions go to support@roastmyx.org.